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Post by JIMMY SILVERFISH FULLA on Jan 22, 2015 20:02:30 GMT
Well we've checked into hotel looks like it's been built by Rushy and Northface But all is well chaps we have electricity and the cable management is the best in the world theres a slight buzz over head Rushy must of mixed live and neutral Been and sourced a bike for the week it's was a choice between a neck braking cbr 600 a Kawasaki ninja or a wheel chair certainy r1 decided to be a man and take the r1 changing gears in my speedos and flip flops gunna be fun but 0-100mph in 4 secs will keep me looking cooler than the UK snow Had a curry cheeky monkeys tried charging me £3 they got £2.50 Owe and this little Devil really know how to use her 6 stone to get into those areas that don't get stretched CHRIST feel like I've lost my spine after my Thai traditional massage complete with flea infested bed and used towel but a snip at £2.50 Bought me a Selfy stick bargain love it lol she EVAN threw in a free selfie out for nowt me Think we're in love Jimmy
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Post by rushy on Jan 22, 2015 20:46:11 GMT
Jimmy . . . . Ya mad !!!! You must be the only person I know that has a massage with ya bloody sunglasses on And by the way, if you look at that last photo . . . You're not in love , she's got her right hand in your back pocket sniffling your wallet By the way, is it the brown that's live or red . . . I wired something the other day and it didn't even have a red , someone had put a blue in there . . . Muppets.
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Post by JIMMY SILVERFISH FULLA on Jan 24, 2015 4:20:53 GMT
Well ended up in a good bar last night,,,, a pool table caught my eye,,, not the 9 guys lady girls or whatever they are I only had to look at the table at 6 girls men God knows what they was,,,, had 2 cues ready racked the balls up chalked my cue,,, and got us 2 beers to the ready,,,, pockets was flapping thinking in gunna get stung for this somewhere along the lines Played our lass which wasn't much challenge as she closes her eyes to take a shot 7 balled her twice,,,,, so ladyboy with no teeth came along played her few times beat him /her Then played lesbian Thai lady for drinks spanked me twice,,, then we played for no drinks I beat her twice lol,,,, husstled or what All the time mrs was playing Jenga with the lads LASSES men girl thjngs lol Had about 12 games a pool mrs entertained all night,,,, got in and out for £20 now into my overdraft banks taken I disagreeets after I had the manchester hot chocolate and spent my last £5 on motorbike and massage.,... Today off on motorbikes go find this fishing place effort,,,, not the usual fish care I'm used to doing at home and at koi samui,,,,, seem to land fish here on grass and really crappy nets,,,,, So you'll really have to bear with me while I cobble Somert together,,,, as a landing mat,,,,,,, Went to 1 place watched a guy drop a 40lb saiamess carp from chest height to the floor,,,, Russian guy didn't give a crap,,,, I cringed almost cried at the sight ,,,,, but they just don't have respect like we do,,, anyways that particular fish joint is well and truly crossed off my map,,,,, Hope snow is keeping you all busy lads
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Post by winter55 on Jan 24, 2015 12:47:57 GMT
Snow all gone jimmy fishing tomorrow.you sound like your having fun with the men/women/things well dont worry about money im having a whip round for you both your mates have put 50p each in so far so its adding up nicely and loads more people have promised about another £1,36 all told but no cash as yet ,but relax and enjoy your well earned hols with the men/women/things and keep us posted on your exploits
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Post by JIMMY SILVERFISH FULLA on Jan 24, 2015 20:34:19 GMT
Tyre kicked him into having photo of lobster lol,,,, not for me Had this 1 wash my smalls for 10 baht that's 20p EVAN got a free sip of coconut and a Selfy just spending the £1.36 winter sent me through,,,, cheers lads it's all a great help,,,,, Toddled off for a nice meal in a street restaurant screwed if it rains open top view lol then went for a massage on legs which brings me to 80p left now so keep raising the funds Owe found the fishing place I'm booked on tommorrow,,, only took us 5 hours to find it 15 minute ride if you know where to go,,,, not sure about fish safety like but I'll just cobble my underpants,,,,, together use it as a Mat,,,, Phuket all messed up lol roads like driving in India almost got took out by an arctic lorry,,,, on the plus side they drive on the left side and the faster you go the cooler it is,,, managed to wax 110mph on the r1 before I hit a bend and almost took out a chicken shop,,,, they really creep up on you those bends,,,, Met a couple at fishing place went for a drink in a reggae reggae bar wasn't for me,,,, drove off in search of better pool table to try win my meal ticket Untill next time
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Post by winter55 on Jan 24, 2015 21:42:04 GMT
Cheers for the update jimmy you look to be having more fun every day,but wheres your lass ? havent seen her since airport ! have you ? hope shes ok but to be fair she looked to good for you anyway.well your collection is flying now allready got another £1,14p to forward to you of all your mates so eat,drink & enjoy.When you off fishing jimmy ? keep us all posted wont you ,right need to get sorted fishing at 6am ltr.
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Post by rushy on Jan 24, 2015 21:48:12 GMT
Cheers for the update jimmy you look to be having more fun every day,but wheres your lass ? havent seen her since airport ! have you ? hope shes ok but to be fair she looked to good for you anyway.well your collection is flying now allready got another £1,14p to forward to you of all your mates so eat,drink & enjoy.When you off fishing jimmy ? keep us all posted wont you ,right need to get sorted fishing at 6am ltr. Winter I.ve just put 6p into the Fulla holiday account via PayPal so that would take it up to £1.20. Hope he spends it on some bait and not a massage . . We could do with seeing some of these big Thai fish . Jimmy, are you sure that's a coconut that young lady gave you a drink from . . . . I thought coconuts were brown and hairy
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Post by winter55 on Jan 24, 2015 21:52:41 GMT
Thanks rushy jimmy will be made up,every penny helps,
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Post by Eddie on Jan 24, 2015 21:56:44 GMT
Yeah jimmy, if we don't see some fish soon, I am going to withdraw my generous 55p pledge! Your not scared of those catfish?
Eddie.
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Post by winter55 on Jan 24, 2015 22:48:22 GMT
Come on jimmy your fans are waiting for big fish photos not man/woman/things, your money fountain will start drying up if we dont see some big fish action soon.Any luck finding your lass yet ?
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Post by JIMMY SILVERFISH FULLA on Jan 25, 2015 10:32:39 GMT
Lads I can't thank you enough for the donations the more I get the longer I get to stay it's like idiot abroad with Ricky jervais out here lol full a wrong uns and old fellas taking young girls about,,,, messed up,,, And my mrs lol she with me ha ha we like rod and reel See she still alive,,, but may sell her to high bidder to replenish Thai funds bid away people Well got fishing today lads finally ,,,, rocked UPTO phucket fishing park lake,... At 8am this morning keen as a badger I was,,,, told the guides to leave me be im ok on my own,,, And I'm glad they was no where near to me GILL GRABBING 30lb fish up the bank and landing net on the bank hard gravel concrete and THIS WAS THE GUIDES ,,,, really not fun to see so I moved out the way spotted fish down bottom end,,,, so pegged there so they gave me a bucket of mashed bread 20kilos and 5 pieces a bread for hook bate,,, bucket was full a Beatles and a whole manner a things that I really didn't wanna get involved in but I had to dig deep.,,, got given a Rushy SPECIAL HE HE rod not for for purpose and under spoiled reel and it squeaked more than GCBS hips Also steevy wonder has more eyes than the two rods I was given,,,., Setup went like this,,,, 30lbish line with more twists and knots than a camels intestine,,, a hair curler spring thing for method feeder,,, and a 15 inch hook lenght,,, hook thAt a captain wouldn't use,,,,, size 2 Only good thing was i snaffled a packet a hooks from guids tackle box,,, which was sharp barbless,,, so gave me an edge,,, of some sort,,,, Casting out tennis sized bread bombs with hook breaded up on it,,,, CHRIST knows how but I managed it,,,, First cast in,,, set rod down fished Rushy style no alarm just let clutch spin and hit it,,, gotta set the hook with theese suckers,,, big mistake tourists make when hitting rod, 30 seconds boom in into a fish,,,, played for about 10 mins and bit clean through line,,, Back out 1hpur and half later got a good fighting Mekong around 30lb got it all on video so will post soon,,,,, I tried my best for theese fish not really GET IN WATER friendly sort of lake lol I've probably got aids ebola Malaria smallpox plague and lung failure,,, Chuffed thought stuff it caught not kick back realax,,, but Mrs wanted action,,, so kept them rods bending,,,, 18lb -20lb packu WITH TEETH This is what I come for 30lb ish saiames carp bloody mrs messed the shots up on this with stupid oils and smells and all other nutse she cakes her Sen in,,, good scrapper theese got it all on video chaps Another at about 25lbs ISH at this point I was all out of water shots 2 carp 1 Mekong and 8 PAcu later lead me to 3 pairs a snapped sandles a leech on my leg and a nasty cut on my foot,,, so had to do very very careful grass shots,,. Took my time and made sure my tea shirts got ruined before carp went anywhere ,,.. I was up agaisnt it
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Post by JIMMY SILVERFISH FULLA on Jan 25, 2015 10:41:38 GMT
Anyways hooked another cArp on the drop great wen that happens really fun This was Around the 20 mark,,,,, Last but not least took this Mekong good fight on video went maybe 30lb 35lb ish,,,, Ran out of bait done 20kg in and my back was broke my neck burnt my foot cut to bits ebola set in from water wound and was time to wrap up,,,, ended up with 8 packu 2 Mekong and 3 carp lost 4 Had my lines taken out but the guides casting over me 7-8 times both my rods,,, they wasn't happy how I cobbled rigs together to make it all work out,,, and 1 point it got silly and we had words not that they understand you,,,, Don't think I'll visit this place again it was ok for few bits of early holiday action but the lack of fish care don't sit well with me,,,, and the stamp of fish only goes to 40lb ish There's a better joint called topcats average fish 60lb to 120lb I'll be going there no danger of whooping cough from water Got plenty videos lads I'll try upload them for you all to see,,,,, Again thanks if you read this lot and hope it cheers you up while the weather is crap,,,, Jimmy
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Post by winter55 on Jan 25, 2015 21:19:56 GMT
Well done jimmy some nice fish and even better news you found your missis well done two good results in one day i would say .Hope your nasty cut is ok you have us all a bit worried back in leeds and as it stands at this moment your holiday fund wont quite stretch to a private air ambulance to get you home but dont loose hope the money is a steady trickle to keep you over there with them men/women/things you seem to blend in nicely with them .Looking forward to your next fishing trip and hopefully we will see you holding some big girls in your arms for a photo or two.
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Post by JIMMY SILVERFISH FULLA on Jan 26, 2015 8:47:13 GMT
youtu.be/r-m8nv5aCJcPlease be advised contains footage of playing a fish and a couple light swear words,,,
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Post by JIMMY SILVERFISH FULLA on Jan 26, 2015 8:52:43 GMT
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