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Post by gcb on Feb 12, 2011 23:48:27 GMT
Glad you have brought us back to reality phil. Fortunately catching fish is not an exact science so it always keeps us interested.
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Post by knowbody on Feb 14, 2011 1:18:50 GMT
But use the force though ;D
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Post by phil on Feb 16, 2011 21:31:21 GMT
Glad you have brought us back to reality phil. Fortunately catching fish is not an exact science so it always keeps us interested. Yeah I know, some want it giving on a plate though!!
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Post by knowbody on Feb 19, 2011 1:19:22 GMT
Realy enjoy'ed your company on this fread Phil, allways keep your plate clean, even if you have to wash it yourself
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Post by phil on Feb 19, 2011 3:35:14 GMT
Realy enjoy'ed your company on this fread Phil, allways keep your plate clean, even if you have to wash it yourself Why thankyou Mr Knowbody, thats very nice of you to say so.. If I only had a pet dwarf to do the washing up for me ay!! ;D
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Post by knowbody on Feb 20, 2011 22:57:21 GMT
Them are umpalumpas. I would never make a dwarf wash up. Not even if I suplyed the box for to stand on ;D
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Post by phil on Feb 21, 2011 23:26:41 GMT
Them are umpalumpas. I would never make a dwarf wash up. Not even if I suplyed the box for to stand on ;D ;D You can't become a member of Dwarf Owners AC then.
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Post by knowbody on Feb 25, 2011 23:04:05 GMT
I do actualy have a dwarf if you would like to mesure her? to proove I'm not a cheat. How much is the book? and what paddling pools do you have? And more importantly how deep are they, honist answers Phil, I lost 6 umpalumas and 1 dwarf in the shallows last year when a duck landed and made a wake that will never be forgotten (I am willing to buy dwarfs (second hand) to gain membership)
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Post by phil on Feb 27, 2011 19:30:42 GMT
I do actualy have a dwarf if you would like to mesure her? to proove I'm not a cheat. How much is the book? and what paddling pools do you have? And more importantly how deep are they, honist answers Phil, I lost 6 umpalumas and 1 dwarf in the shallows last year when a duck landed and made a wake that will never be forgotten (I am willing to buy dwarfs (second hand) to gain membership) Arrh, so you do wish to become a member of Dwarf Owns AC! Does ones pet dwarf have hairy toes?? As this is a requirement of the AC..
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Post by knowbody on Feb 28, 2011 23:31:43 GMT
I've not seen there toes, (I have a few dwarfs and a small heard of umpalumpas, mostly retiered due to global warming) since the great duck wake of 05 I've made the dwarfs ware waders at all times. (SAFETY FIRST ) I shall inspect my dwarfs toes for hairs first thing in the morning If my umpalumpas have hairy toes should I considder cross breading? Or just sell them on for more dwarfs? (I'm not a purist but I'm willing to learn If the club is strict about it's dwarf ownership policies I will sell any that don't mesure up. Whats the joining fee?
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Post by phil on Mar 1, 2011 12:11:26 GMT
I've not seen there toes, (I have a few dwarfs and a small heard of umpalumpas, mostly retiered due to global warming) since the great duck wake of 05 I've made the dwarfs ware waders at all times. (SAFETY FIRST ) I shall inspect my dwarfs toes for hairs first thing in the morning If my umpalumpas have hairy toes should I considder cross breading? Or just sell them on for more dwarfs? (I'm not a purist but I'm willing to learn If the club is strict about it's dwarf ownership policies I will sell any that don't mesure up. Whats the joining fee? £36 but you need 5 dwarfs with hairy toes and £5 for a key
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Post by dan on Mar 1, 2011 15:42:20 GMT
Is this a private club, Phil, or can anyone join? ;D
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Post by knowbody on Mar 2, 2011 23:31:40 GMT
Some of my umpalumpas/dwarfs have had high heels hidden in there waders, I'm not sure but I think they have been shaveing there toes too. I realy am at a loss. I have one deffinate dwarf with toe hair in situe, (theres allways one you can trust) but I am going to have to get DNA analasys done on all my umpas and dwarfs. I fear crossbreading my be my stumbeling block. If only I had known, I thought a couple of tall umpa's with toe hair were REAL dwarfs, short dwarfs I'll admit. But now I've had there waders off it's hard to tell for sure. Dan, I can sell you some short dwarfs for £39..........promiss to take there razors away before shipping
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Post by dan on Mar 3, 2011 10:55:49 GMT
I can't take the risk with short dwarfs, I've got two kids, one is only 7 months and I'm worried that they will fight for my attention.
If you've got a spare umpalumpa that I can have for the same price...you've got a deal.
My daughter will probably enjoy him/her more being bright orange with silly clothes
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Post by knowbody on Mar 4, 2011 23:24:45 GMT
Would you considder a pink umpalumpa? Sale price £32, for you only. The orange ones sold out months ago, sorry. But the new blue ones are even smaller, have no pockets to carry sharp implaments in, (child friendly) and belive it or not I sell them with a FREE pair of thermal gloves! 2 for a tenner (if they turn pink you owe me £54) You get to keep the gloves no matter what colour anything turns (they may not fit, but they will have five fingers, and that is a promiss!) I got some red ones and yellow ones that I'm willing to cross if you wanna make a bulk order? But I car'nt be acurate on how tall they will be, hybread vigor boughs to no man, and I don't want a pen full of orange dwarfs.........You can still keep the free gloves though ;D
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